Thursday, July 20, 2017

SLICES

Remember Google Reader? Are RSS feeds even still a thing? Can anybody see this? I haven’t posted here in forever...

Anyway, BIG NEWS! I have a NEW BOOK out, and it’s called SLICES.



That’s the cover. It’s a collection of short stories and flash fiction. The back cover description goes a little something like this:

Are you hungry for something different? Something weird? Horrific? Funny? Uncomfortable? Surreal? Try a slice. 

A man opens his door to a most unusual salesman, whose wares are not quite what they seem... A writer on a retreat discovers a talking insect, and a tree bearing fruit that looks just like cats... A demented clown acts as one poor soul’s daily alarm clock... A man in a homemade spaceship encounters a terror he never could have expected—something that wasn’t in his guidebook... A professional eater starts to crave the most forbidden food... A man on the verge of suicide begins cutting, and in doing so, finds a reason to exist... 

These and many more Tales of Bizarro and Absurdist Horror.

So maybe this is something that pertains to your interests? Maybe you’d like a copy for yourself? Or a friend? Or ALL of your friends?

Well, you’re in luck, because this thing is available in both paperback and ebook. Click on either of those words to go right on over to Amazon and get yourself some SLICES.

And by the way, I’ve also got this new LIMITED EDITION chapbook called THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MISUNDERSTANDING. I'll be selling them at conventions (while they last - there are only 74 copies), but you can get one for FREE if you act fast. Buy Slices, and leave a verified review on Amazon by Sunday, June 30, 2017, then send me a message, and I’ll send you one of these.


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